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TRBLMAKR Studios

I don’t need sex. The government screws me every day-TRBLMAKR Studios

I don’t need sex. The government screws me every day-TRBLMAKR Studios

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By TRBLMAKR STUDIO

Quote on Shirt:
"I don’t need sex. The government screws me every day."
Visual: A wild-eyed, scruffy cat that looks like it just filed taxes and cried into a cup of instant coffee.

Because nothing says “I’m over it” like being legally extorted in broad daylight.
This shirt’s for the tax-broken, red-taped, inflation-squeezed freedom junkie who's tired of bending over without even dinner first.

Shirt Specs – Gildan G640 Soft style

  • 4.5 oz. of pure soft rebellion

  • 100% preshrunk ring spun cotton jersey (unless you go heather — then we’re mixing it up)

  • Seamless double-needle ¾" collar to keep your neckline clean even if your political opinions aren’t

  • Rolled forward shoulder and modern classic fit = ready-to-rant comfort

  • Tear-away label because you don’t follow rules — you rip them off

Built for comfort. Worn in protest.
TRBLMAKR STUDIODress loud.

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